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Ok...
First, there is
ABSOLUTELY
NO OFFENCE
to ANYONE
This is just a chain-mail joke.
OK??
Do Not Take It To Heart.
I repeat.
This Is just a JOKE.
Why Chinese must not have English names...
Anne Chang (Mandarin) - Dirty
Anne Chin (Mandarin) - Keep quiet
Faye Chen (Mandarin) - Dusty
Carl Cheng (Hokkien) - Buttock
Monica Cheng (Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks
Lucy Leow (Hokkien) - You are dead
Jane Tan (Mandarin) - Frying eggs
Suzie Leow (Hokkien) - Lost till death
Henry Mah (Mandarin) - Hate your mum
Corrine Tai (Hokkien) - Poor fellow
Paul Chan (Mandarin) - Bankrupt
Nelson Tan (Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs
Leslie Tong (Mandarin) - Rubbish bin
Connie Mah (Cantonese) - Call your mother
Danny See (Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death
Pete Tsai (Hokkien) - Nose droppings/shit
Macy Koh (Cantonese) - Never die before/never try before
Many of you
might
have seen (or heard)
this joke before.
This is for everyone.
To have a good laugh.
To have a happy day.
ONLY.
Nothing else.
No offence meant to anyone.*
*If there are
unfortunate coincidences
Please request a removal
at the tag board.
LOL!!!
The results for that damn long tootie run ...
Tracy so damn pro. siaxx.
312 - 1.00.02
28 (under 19 category)
Sey Chee
362 - 1.00.58
31 (under 19 category)
Abigial
363 - 1.01.00
32 (under 19 category)
Rebecca
413 - 1.02.10
36 (under 19 category)
me...diaox
552 - 1.05.06
49 (under 19 category)
Check out :
http://www.women10k.com/
documents/Results_Women_Open.pdf
Today,
Training :
Coach came.
Nonono...
I meant I'm happy that he came.
Honestly.
HOWEVER ...
I don't like running on the grass field
wIthOut
shoes
&
socks
Yucks!
Oww ...
Ouch ..
ekKs .
More aches.
Foot-ache.
ARghz ..
Tons of aches
adding up yesterday's run ...
Haiix
Today,
Great Eastern Women 10km run
Woke at 5 am.
Ate "bei bei mian".
sianx
Took bus 105 to Dover and ...
Not even a single soul is there.
Checked the time :
6.06am
Strange?
Found Snr Pei Shi.
Chat:)
Then a lot of carrots zoomed out of the
6.19am train.
Lol.
1 more minute.
Late!!!
Mr Tan came at 6.33am
He was late himself.
Finally the bus drove off at 6.43am
I need the toilet!!!
However...
the snrs are leading us to the starting point.
Oh no ...
Run started.
Warm-up pace.
Sey Chee & Tracy zoomed in front of everyone.
Damn pro.
Broke up with seokie & they all.
Ran alone. sianxx
FINISHED!!!
Timing :
Err ... *cough*
Around 1 hr and 5 min?
diaoz... didn't stop watch-timer :P
Aches everywhere ...
Got a medal for
Finishing the 10k ...
tootie ...
Nice day?
Sort of fun ...
Today,
Ah bu is going back to China.
10.16PM
Sad...
She asked me to go back too. Today.
I wanted to. I really did. I have a choice between staying and going.
I did not trust this choice.
If I had gone back today, it spells a lot of trouble when I come back.
If I hadn't gone back today, it means that I would only be able to return to China in...
A year
2 years
3 years
I don't know how to decide.
Helpless...
I cried.
to sleep...
Haixx....
this should not be appearing at all...
But...
No choice, he's leaving...
Us - 1Controversy
Them - Fellow colleagues
Everyone - RV
Mr Anthony Chan
AKA
Sir
is a good teacher... a nice one too
is 1 of the best teachers we met in RV
Shu who told me that Sir is leaving, perhaps,
resigning...
Bored of teaching?
We'll be bored-er without his teachings
What would he do next?
WHY didn't he tell us, the class?
WHY didn't he say a, Goodbye?
Perhaps...
It's fate
He wanted to leave without regrets
without sorrows
without
anything
...
We'll miss you, sir
every joke (lame ones...)
every laughter
every sarcasm
every remark
everything
about you
...
Hope to see you
somehow
On the streets
At school
(highly impossible?)
Singapore
...
Today,
One word : Sianzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Holiday. Home. Work. Homework. Kat is siao. She finished one L.A. hw. Said want to finish all. Mad. Really. -.-
Today,
Muahahaha... I'm not mad yet, just that I feel so damn happy today!!!
Report Book!!!
I suddenly got report-book-phobia today... Must be influenced by Laetitia... Yah, I saw the same old thing from that crappy old piece of idiotic paper. No improvements. No changes. No nothing. arghz... K, here goes the final result :
Lanaguage Arts - C5
HCL - B3
Mathematics - A1
Science - B3
Geography - A1
History - A1
L1R5 - 14!!!! DIE
I don't care if you believe... It might be true, or might not. Haiz... did so badly for LA, HCL, Science.
Disappointed ... Discouraged ... Destressed...
Got this type of word?? Don't care...
Speech & Drama Competition :
Oh-my-god! Can't believe it! 1C won the 1st prize again!! the winning team comprises of : YuJun, Manfred, ChunWai, YanShan,Caspar & Kelvin. So glad!!! We did the "Let-me-hear-your-1C-cheer"... so happy BUT the boys didn't cooperate. Pink prize ... facinating ...
Jurong Primary School :
Song Yan and I went back to see Miss Tan. I was so happy but worried. Coz,
1. I didn't do well in the E-O-Ys
2. Whenever I look at Miss Tan I feel nervous & speechless
3. I finally can meet her!!!
4. Fav. pri-school teacher
We talked a lot. Miss Tan asked for the report book. Treated us to Chocolate biscuits. Eat 3 wantons which cost 30 cents. Walked around the school : Canteen, staff room, 6B classroom, hall & exit cum entrance.
Said goodbye. Sad. Stayed for only about 1hr.
Something about me ^^
1.Name: Ivy
2.Name(Spelled backwards): Yvi
3.Named after some1: NO
4: Meaning of name: a plant?
5: Nickname: littlexiao
6: Screen name: wads that?
7: D.O.B: SE-CR-ET
8.Place of birth: somewhere
9: Nationality: chinese
10: Current location: singapore
11: Star Sign: Pisces
12: Religon: free thinker
13: Height: 161cm (growing taller)
14: Weight: 40+kg
15: Shoe size: 6 - 7.5
16: Hair color: black
17: Eye color: brownish-black
18: Who do you look like: dad
19: In or out: more in
20: Lefty or righty: righty
21: Gay, straight, bi or others: straight.
22: Best friends: a lot
23: Best friends u trust most: khay cheng & leng
24: Favourite pals: a lot too
25: Best friend of opposite sex: err...
26: Best buddies: wad do u mean?
27: Boyfriend or girlfriend: *cough*
28: Crush: him
29: Parents: currently not dead
30: Worst Enemy: insects
31: Favourite online guy: guy from other class
32: Favourite online girl: kat & shu
33: Cutest oppo. friend: him
34: Craziest friend: everyone is siao
35: Advice friend: kat?
36: Loudest friend: kat ...
37: Person you cry with: my shadow
38: Any sisters: nope
39: Any brothers: nope
40: Any pets: nope.. a doggie would be nice
41: Any disease: im healthy
42: Pager: old
43: Personal phone line: yep
44: Cell phone: yes
45: Lava Lamp: wads that?
46: Pool or hot tub: tub (not hot)
47: A car: perhaps not yet...
48: Your personality: Quiet but talkative
49: Driving: perhaps not yet...
50: Car you want: toy car?
51: Room: yep.. but it's pink:(
52: Whats missing: talent
53: School: JPS, RVHS
54: Bed: fits me
55: Relations with parents: not "bad"
56: Believe in yourself: sometimes
57: Believe in love at first sight: somehow...
58: Good listener: quite
59: Get along well with parents: sometimes...
60: Save msn convos: yup
61: Pray: when i have a stomach ache
62: Believe in reincarnation: no scientific explanation
63: Make fun of people: hahaz... ask kat
64: Like to talk on the phone: when i'm P5... now msn
65: Want to get married: err...
66: Like to drive: siaoz
67: Motion Sickness: taxi!!! (in china)
68: Eat stem of broccoli: nice!
69: Eat chicken with fork: wl
70: Dream color: blue
71: Type with your fingers on home role: huh?
72: Sleep with stuff animals: *ah choo*
73: Next to you: my shadow
74: On the walls of your room: dirt particles
75: On your mousepad:Information services
76: Dream car: did u ask that just now?
77: Dream date: wif him
78: Dream honeymoon spot: farm area like my grandpa's house - wif mountains and rivers and fields and temples ... so peaceful
79: Dream husband or wife: thoughtful, kind, caring & a bit taller than me
80: Bedtime: it varies, depending on the amount of hw
81: Under your bed: dirt particles
82: What you say to teachers most: Huh? - ya... i'll say huh?
83: Bad time of the day: waking up time
84: Your worst fear: when he don't smile
85: The weather is: hot
86: Best time: CCA!!!
87: Best date: birthday
88: Best trick did on someone: lame jokes?
89: Fav. song: varies with my mood
90: Hardest thing about growing up: relations
91: Funniest experience: dunno..
92: Scariest experience: drop an instrument in front of ppls
93: Worst feeling: heart-broken
94: Best feeling in the world: Happiness
95: Wish #1: He trusts me
96: Wish #2: Be proud of my academic & CCA results
97: Wish #3: A new hairstyle
98: Wish #4: A new school bag
99: Wish #5: Know more about him
Gimme a Q100!!! - plz write at taggie board
Thanks to Choonz for this list of Qns :
http://www.choon-world.blogspot.com/
Today,
HARI RAYA PUASA!! Happy holiday to all Malays - especially Mr Faizad - haha! School holiday. Very bored.
Training (Yesterday) :
Haizz... Yesterday I didn't do my best. Sianzz. Stupid pain in shoulder *ouch!* and stich. Tracy was so pro yesterday. She completed 10 loops around the school without stopping!!! I think Abigial did too.
Project Festival:
Well, it was pretty interesting. However, it got a bit boring after a long lecture (which the teacher said was somewhat true) in the hall. It made my back, under and neck ache!!!
Oh yah... we got to give comments on the new school uniform design for IP - Year 4,5,6. I want it to be red (top - jacket) , white (bottom - skirt). I also hope that PE T-shirts can be worn "tucked" out instead of "in".
Today,
OMG!!! I "found out" all my grades for the EOYs...(*Cough* It's my predictions)
Here it goes:
Language Arts - C5
Mathematics - A1
Higher Language Chinese - A2
Science - B4
Geography - A1
Shhh... Don't tell anyone, k? Well... Do you think that I'm so great? HAHA.. Of course not!!! The results are not confirmed yet ... So they might get worse:( This is just a prediction!!!!
CCA
Wow! The PSI (Pollutant Standard Index) had reached 100+ and we are still running??!! Argh... We had to do strength training instead:( I felt like I was going to slip as the floor was so slippy due to "contamination of our sweat"... It was so hard to balance!!! Well, at least we hepled to "clean" the floor:)
See Ya!
Today,
I have a very important announcement to make. I've decided to quit all online games like Maplestory, Kong Kong and Audition. No offence to the companies... I just want to concentrate on my studies instead of spending more time on games. However, I might pick them up again a few years later?? The Future is unpredictable:)
Although it will be holidays soon, and it's funny to just stop playing after exams, I hope that I can stand firmly to my point. I hope that I will not be influenced by advertisments or succumb to pressure from fellow peers. I must devote my time into training and studying this following November & December Holidays!!! Of course... playing is still important... however... I think I will play sporting games only.
Argh... So frustrated... hard to do this but I will JiaYouz!!!
Muz have determination & peseverance!!!!
See you!
Today,
*Howling* :'(
Maths lesson:
I got back my all of my Mathematics Paper... ARGH!!! I think I got A2 (for the paper only).
Higher Chinese Language lesson:
Miss Tan nvr add marks for me ... sad ... I must add myself. So sianzzzz ... I think i got either 78 or 72 or some other marks. It's either a A1 OR A2 OR B3. *Cough* Min xian (deputy chairperson) so damn pro. lohz. She might be able to get 82 marks!!! So pro... OMG!!! Sheryl (another Chinese pro) got 86!!!
Science lesson:
Mr Chen gave us our Biology paper back too. I PASSED!!! So damn shiok!!! 15/30... phewzzz
Music lesson:
Hahaz... Me and shu wei sang "at the top of our voices". 1st song : [translated into English directly without thinking] Say Love You 2nd song : A Simple Song. LOL!!! Nobody could hear us!!! Even though we were standing only about a feet away from the audience...
Dental Checkup:
I went for dental checkup [in an RV-like van located in front of the art room] alongside with Choon Pin and YuJun. Very sianzz... the female dentist just asked me to "AHH" and polished my teeth. It took merely 15-20 minutes. Well, the chair there was *cough*cough* ... really made me feel like falling down and puking ... My head felt heavier than my body ... Blood travelling to head ... Emergancy ... BYEBYE...
Oh yah... I'm blogging in my school's computer lab now!!! Hahaz... free period!
Today,
ARGH!!! Maths lesson:
Today I finally finished my Mathematics Oral Presentation on Al-Khwarizm... Haiz... I think I will definitely fail it:(. Mrs Chak (Maths Teacher) said that we would be getting our Maths E-O-Y examination paper back tomorrow!!! I feel like - a bottle filled with happiness, sorrow, anger, shame, embarrassment, relief and excitement being spilled ~honestly... it's a mixed feeling.
HCL lesson:
Miss Tan asked me to run an errand. Well... that's all.
Design & Technology lesson:
Yay! I've finished and handed in my work piece ~ which is caterpillar-like wooden movable toy. Only 5 handed in so we 5 were told to make sth out of straws. After that we played "games" with Mr Tan (D & T teacher).
It was like :
1st person - In the news tonight,
2nd preson - Sam was riding a bike
3rd person - He lost control and crashed into a reservoir
4th person - He was swept away and was found unconscious on the beach
5th person - The bike had four wheels and Sam accidently ate one
We were supposed to continue each other's sentence to form a "logical" story. LOL! Mr Tan was laughing like he had never did before.
Pupil Development Programme (PDP) lesson:
DIAOz... Mr Chan a.k.a Sir (form teacher) didn't come to school today. Therefore our co-form teacher a.k.a PE teacher (Mrs Yeow) took us for the lesson... It was really sianzzzz... All about CIP. The content was OKAY but the "presentation" was ...
Well... I got to makan (eat) now! See you!
Today,
OMG!!! I really(actually i swear) that i didn't mean to bother Miss Tan on MSN. It's just that the ISM names thing just popped up when i accidentally clicked on Miss Tan's link... I'm so sorry Miss Tan:(
Oh yah... Yesterday afternoon, our class 1 Controversy won the inter-class cheering competition (1A-1F)!!! i absolutely cannot believe it!!! B'cuz our class only had about 5-10 mins to prepare and create our cheer due to having a Conversational Malay Test just before, and we were very late. The other classes should had more than an hour to prepare! Haha... We won ourselves two packets of milk candy. LOL... Well, everyone was in high spirits after that surprising win.
Still, I had to "pon" my first training after the E-O-Y examinations. I felt really guilty and selfish. *sniff* I would like to pay my apologies to coach, Mr Lee, In-charge, Mr Tan and all fellow mates. I didn't mean to... I really didn't...
Today,
Read the news... WATHEHELL?!! PSI reading hit the highest in history of Singapore... 150!! the wind is mad??Well.. Yesterday night i was out with my family and friend's family to West Coast Park. Holy Cow... the night air was really terrible,horrible and vegetable!!! It(the air) seemed like smoke+fog+a bit of red & purple dye+dirt+haze! I almot choked to death!!! *cough* ermm... just kidding, hahaz. Well, it's really fortunate that the PSI dropped today; the sky and building seemed clearer than ever...
Dad went to China again... for work... haiz
Well, I got to makan(eat) now see ya!
Sorry for not posting for quite some time!!!! :(
I have been preparing for the End-Of-Year Examinations...
Today,
It's the Language Arts Ppaer 2!!! Well... actually I think that it's neither easy nor hard. Should I say that it's average?? Maybe not... Above average difficulty!!! ARGHz...
However...
Tomorrow is Higher Chinese Language Paper 2!!! I'm so happy!
1. I love Chinese.
2. Last exam paper!!!
Yappiez :)
Oh yah... I won prizes in Chinese Composition Writing! *shimmering-in-delight* --- is this correct? hehez
Me
Name: Reallysmall
Age: -
Birth: March
Sex: female
School: Jurong Primary | RVHS
Class:1D, 2D, 3D, 4A, 5A, 6A
1C, 2C
House: centaur
CCA: athletics
Religion: carrotism & runolisim
holidays
someone
blogging!!
KawaIi thingys
KFC - Banditto Meal!!!
Teachers - who teach well:)
Tons of homewrok
Being sick
Bad exam results
CorrecTion TapEs
(dey are expensive T.T)
Teachers - who can't teach well:(
#1 My presence to be known
#2 Running machine??
#3 China
#4 A break
#5 Natioanls.
#6 Gd exam results
#7 Really GOOD results
#8 etc..etc..
Athletics Roxs!!!