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Monday, October 30
10/30/2006 07:20:00 PM
Ok...
First, there is
ABSOLUTELY
NO OFFENCE
to ANYONE
This is just a chain-mail joke.
OK??
Do Not Take It To Heart.
I repeat.
This Is just a JOKE.
Why Chinese must not have English names...
Anne Chang (Mandarin) - Dirty
Anne Chin (Mandarin) - Keep quiet
Faye Chen (Mandarin) - Dusty
Carl Cheng (Hokkien) - Buttock
Monica Cheng (Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks
Lucy Leow (Hokkien) - You are dead
Jane Tan (Mandarin) - Frying eggs
Suzie Leow (Hokkien) - Lost till death
Henry Mah (Mandarin) - Hate your mum
Corrine Tai (Hokkien) - Poor fellow
Paul Chan (Mandarin) - Bankrupt
Nelson Tan (Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs
Leslie Tong (Mandarin) - Rubbish bin
Connie Mah (Cantonese) - Call your mother
Danny See (Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death
Pete Tsai (Hokkien) - Nose droppings/shit
Macy Koh (Cantonese) - Never die before/never try before
Many of you
might
have seen (or heard)
this joke before.
This is for everyone.
To have a good laugh.
To have a happy day.
ONLY.
Nothing else.
No offence meant to anyone.*
*If there are
unfortunate coincidences
Please request a removal
at the tag board.
``| LooKeD at him ... roUnd the CoRNEr |``
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Me
Name: Reallysmall
Age: -
Birth: March
Sex: female
School: Jurong Primary | RVHS
Class:1D, 2D, 3D, 4A, 5A, 6A
1C, 2C
House: centaur
CCA: athletics
Religion: carrotism & runolisim
Likes
holidays
someone
blogging!!
KawaIi thingys
KFC - Banditto Meal!!!
Teachers - who teach well:)
Dislikes
Tons of homewrok
Being sick
Bad exam results
CorrecTion TapEs
(dey are expensive T.T)
Teachers - who can't teach well:(
Heart's Desire
#1 My presence to be known
#2 Running machine??
#3 China
#4 A break
#5 Natioanls.
#6 Gd exam results
#7 Really GOOD results
#8 etc..etc..
Athletics Roxs!!!
